do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea
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Normal guys vs. John Mayer:
Normal Guys: I love you, I don't how to explain how much.
John Mayer: I love you more than songs can say.
Normal Guys: Wow, you're so hot.
John Mayer: Your body is a wonderland.
Normal Guys: I need you to still breathing,
John Mayer: I survive on the breath you are finished with.
Normal guys: We're so sad being far away from each other.
John Mayer: We share the sadness, split screen Sadness.
Normal Guys: Of Course I love you!
John Mayer: How dare you say means nothing to me? Baby, you're the only light I ever saw.
Normal Guys: Enjoy your life.
John Mayer: Check your pulse it's proof that you're not listening to the call your life's been issuing you, the rhythm of a line of idle days.
Normal Guys: I'm not okay, but I'll be.
John Mayer: I'm in repair, I'm not together but I'm getting there.
Normal guys: I know it's being hard for you, but everything will be okay.
John Mayer: Pain throws your heart to the ground, love turns the whole thing around, no it won't all go the way it should, but I know the heart of life is good.
Normal Guys: We gonna have a wild sex tonight.
John Mayer: And if you want love, we'll make it, swimming a deep sea, of blankets, take all your big plans and break 'em, this is bound to be a while.
Normal Guys: You'll be Always on my heart.
John Mayer: You know my paper heart. The one I filled with pencil marks? I think I might have gone and inked you in.
John Mayer: I love you more than songs can say.
Normal Guys: Wow, you're so hot.
John Mayer: Your body is a wonderland.
Normal Guys: I need you to still breathing,
John Mayer: I survive on the breath you are finished with.
Normal guys: We're so sad being far away from each other.
John Mayer: We share the sadness, split screen Sadness.
Normal Guys: Of Course I love you!
John Mayer: How dare you say means nothing to me? Baby, you're the only light I ever saw.
Normal Guys: Enjoy your life.
John Mayer: Check your pulse it's proof that you're not listening to the call your life's been issuing you, the rhythm of a line of idle days.
Normal Guys: I'm not okay, but I'll be.
John Mayer: I'm in repair, I'm not together but I'm getting there.
Normal guys: I know it's being hard for you, but everything will be okay.
John Mayer: Pain throws your heart to the ground, love turns the whole thing around, no it won't all go the way it should, but I know the heart of life is good.
Normal Guys: We gonna have a wild sex tonight.
John Mayer: And if you want love, we'll make it, swimming a deep sea, of blankets, take all your big plans and break 'em, this is bound to be a while.
Normal Guys: You'll be Always on my heart.
John Mayer: You know my paper heart. The one I filled with pencil marks? I think I might have gone and inked you in.
Anonymous asked: WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?
No, but I really should be.
If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.
LOL.
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